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Time:05:39 pm

......And cue the glorious angel music of heaven and all things beautiful in all the world. It has happened at last. It has taken....hmmm....good grief FIVE MONTHS!!....seven letters, twenty nine and half-ish hours on hold, one cancelled direct debit, eleven different people from the credit department and I wouldn't even guess [but I've already spoken to five today] people from broadband support....but bravo Naveen, you my son have succeeded where all those idiots before you have failed. Lets take a moment to give thanks for Naveen.....NTL will now stand for 'Naveen The Lover' in my book. [and with that I was dragged off to a nearby padded cell..]

I did actually think it was fixed yesterday, but the idiot who spoke to me in work yesterday told me lies. But as I gleefully headed home with all the big companies in my life killed I was deeply saddened to realise that the car was coming to a halt. Although it was a pleasure to use the AA seeing as I actually have the service...it was also a bit of a bugger to be sat there in the freezing cold waiting for said AA man.
Naturally I showed off all my amazing mechanical skills, with the description of 'well there is a light with a picture of life-support machine sat on a spring and another light with that looks a little like a yellow submarine and the car isn't moving'

Fun,fun,fun.

In other news I have a lovely sore throat/chest/snot related thing today...mmmm mmm delicious. I'm reluctant to admit that at my old age I'm now too old to party till between 4 and 6am four nights on the trot. An elderly.....or I could continue to blindly blame it on glandular fever....
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Subject:A lesson for us all......
Time:12:42 pm
Current Mood:hothot

And what have we learnt?? Anyone like to hazard a guess?? I'll give you a clue, it's about downloading lots of music when using someone elses magic-air internet connection when you actually have something important to do that NEEDS the internet....Because Miss Evans....you may actually find that eventually ....2hendy.....god love them, will grow weary of your cheekiness and uh....cut you off......DAMNIT!!

So I now find myself back in the gloriously boiling HOT place place where pan-pipes live, next to the smelliest man in all the world....Karma always gets me with a vengence.

In other news, I'm up to letter seven to NTL....what they didn't count on was my ability to write really sarcastic long winded and/or short cutting letters that criticise their shoddy customer service. hmmm....this is going to end badly.

Should actually do what I'm here for, step away from the ebay....you do not need anything else, the flat is full.
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Subject:Could someone please drop over with some frozen peas?Petit Pois are my fave
Time:01:12 pm
Current Mood:sicksick

I feel slightly concussed. I imagine the cause of this is running full pelt at a door frame. I'm not sure if I just actually knocked myself out or if the door frame to floor journey was really quick...hmmm. I have a not-so-strange line of injuries stretching down my body. The lump that has already formed on the forehead is looking good.

I have recently become EVEN MORE cack-handed.....Having now ruled out this month that steak,falling museli and a door frame aren't going to be behind my death.....I imagine its going to be a good one.....or one that my mother will feel too ashamed to share with the public.....
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Subject:insomnia is the devils work
Time:02:04 am
Current Mood:restlessrestless

ah ha....'my' magic-it's-in-the-air--comes-to-me-through-the-power-of-angels,internet has returned to me. It took me five days of wondering....[and someone pointing it out to me [a bright]] but i now know where the little angels who don't believe in passwords reside. I considered giving their letterbox a loving lick on saturday - but it looked like it needed a good bleach and i think there are better ways of saying thankyou than licking/bleaching a persons letterbox....I may nip over now and drop off a carrot and a mince pie for them being so kind.
In other news, rugby = strange folks are let out, and saturday saw a delightful array of freaks on the loose. Next time I'm taking a big stick, or a small log..and a really large handbag to cunningly hide it in.
I have the dentist tomorrow...woohoo
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Time:05:45 pm
Wooooooo Hooooooooo

I don't know who's wireless internet connection this is but I'm LOVING IT!!!!!!!

Must lock doors in case they come and get me with sticks
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Subject:I WIN......mwa ha ha haha haha
Time:07:08 pm

I may have had to sell my soul, spend four months on hold and killed eleven people but i have whooped the backsides of Orange and BT.
I feel a need to stand on the side of a mountain, covered in face paint, shouting Mel Gibson stylee.....NTL are proving to be a little more elusive, but I am optimistic.

If any one else needs me to harrass a large company, send me a pigeon....as I fear that is the only way people will be able to contact me from here on in...
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Subject:ugh.
Time:01:35 pm
Current Mood:aggravatedaggravated

Today is everything a good Friday the Thirteenth should be. I shall now hunt down a man named Wayne and wringe is useless neck.
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Subject:******Star Wars Day******
Time:06:55 pm
Current Mood:ill

May the fourth be with you............aha ha ha ha ha hohoho. I wait all year to use that gem. Customers also like it. But not really. More are confused by it, and then disappointed.
Luckily I have the whole month to adopt my best Clint Eastwood voice and mutter 'Go ahead...make my May'.
I'm now doubting whether or not it's Clint.....hmmmm...... The brain. It is filled with snot.
I tried to blame my lack of computer knowledge to the man in PC World on my snot-filled brain. He looked [what can only be described as] bewildered. It was a look I was not expecting, which made me laugh, and pretty much cover him with said snot. The trauma I put that man through was not worth the rewards he would not have reaped from that £4.99 mouse. Needless to say, I won't be hurrying back there.
I may have accidently planned a truly, truly, truly squat French Door, which the men may have stupidly made. Damn them. So if anyone wants one please let me know, I'm sure I can arrange a cheap price.
This week smells like it is going to go badly.
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Time:04:49 pm
Current Mood:tiredtired

Pah....damn postman. Only ever brings bad news. I'm buying a dog......or a dragon. Try it on then Postie....I dare you.
In an effort to make some extra cash for the well digging, I'm going to sell germs on ebay. I'd make a link, but I have no interest in learning those computer shananigans.....i find it vulgar.
I'm offering sore throat, a potential cold, a month-long headache, constant weariness, clouded over eyes, and glandular fever to whoever is lucky enough to be the highest bidder.....so bid away my pretties, and I'll give you a lick and the germs will then be yours to gently stroke and keep you company on those long nights in.
In other news nobody here is being counter-[is it]sued? ...... oh good. I don't know.
A stupid. It involves money.....
But I'm pretty positive about it not going in my favour. Excellent.
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Subject:Uhem........
Time:07:09 pm
Current Mood:excitedexcited

MARCH 27TH
ENJOY ST. PEEP'S DAY!



IT'S COMING.....
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